A rich widow is looking for a husband who won’t beat her up, won’t run away and is great in bed.
Hundreds applied but nobody qualified.
One day, her doorbell rang and she saw a man with no arms and legs lying on her doormat.
WOMAN : What do you want?
MAN : I’m the one man you are looking for. I won’t beat you up coz I have no arms and I won’t run away coz I have no legs.
WOMAN : What makes you think that you’re great in bed?
MAN : Guess what I used to ring the doorbell…